Saturday, September 6, 2014

#BODB - Ass Eater (Part 1)

Start of #backofdabus buffer: Wed Jul 13 13:38:50 2005
[Wed.13:57p] <hater> dont kiss her cause she licks ass
[Wed.13:57p] <D|A|T> "u know what, I'm glad u said that, cause I was thinkin about actually letting u cum in my mouth, but now I'm not"
[Wed.13:57p] <abbbs> CHUCRCH!
[Wed.13:57p] <method|> [01:58] <hater> dont kiss her cause she licks ass
[Wed.13:57p] <method|> LOL
[Wed.13:57p] <hater> oxymoronic i know
[Wed.13:57p] <abbbs> Awww mann
[Wed.13:57p] <D|A|T> so later that night, when she was goin at it, I tried to push her away once, she went back, so I skeeted in her mouth
[Wed.13:57p] <hater> but man ass is nasty yo
[Wed.13:57p] <hater> i know
[Wed.13:57p] <abbbs> Make up your fucking mind
[Wed.13:57p] <abbbs> Dam
[Wed.13:58p] <method|> h so now ass is nasty?
[Wed.13:58p] <method|> shut up nigga
[Wed.13:58p] <hater> man ass
[Wed.13:58p] <abbbs> I think he had a hate ball
[Wed.13:58p] <abbbs> his inet bout to drop
[Wed.13:58p] <D|A|T> lol
[Wed.13:58p] <hater> i know my ass dont be clean
[Wed.13:58p] <hater> like that
[Wed.13:58p] <D|A|T> LOL
[Wed.13:58p] <method|> ................
[Wed.13:58p] <D|A|T> u dirty bastid
[Wed.13:58p] <abbbs> W
[Wed.13:58p] <abbbs> T
[Wed.13:58p] <abbbs> F
[Wed.13:58p] <abbbs> !
[Wed.13:58p] <hater> naw
[Wed.13:58p] <abbbs> niggas is wildin today
[Wed.13:58p] <hater> im clean
[Wed.13:58p] <abbbs> i dont get it
[Wed.13:59p] <hater> but not clean enuff to fell comfortable with letting a girl go down there. Plus im koo on anything near my ass
[Wed.13:59p] * method| changes topic to '[01:59] <hater> i know my ass dont be clean  <hater>  like that'
[Wed.13:59p] <D|A|T> I mean, we were fresh out the shower, so I guess she felt comfortable
[Wed.13:59p] <D|A|T> then has the nerve the next morning to ask me about it
[Wed.13:59p] <method|> dat are you catching feelings for this slut bag?
[Wed.13:59p] <D|A|T> "so I take it u didn't like that too much"
[Wed.13:59p] <hater> nigga i got hairs and shit
[Wed.13:59p] <hater> all down there
[Wed.13:59p] <method|> you're always talking about her
[Wed.13:59p] <hater> gross
[Wed.14:00p] <D|A|T> method, I never finished the story up
[Wed.14:00p] <hater> i couldnt image looking at that bitch
[Wed.14:00p] <hater> in the face after that
[Wed.14:00p] <D|A|T> still might be details I'm missin
[Wed.14:00p] <D|A|T> talked about the sessions, talked about her squirting
[Wed.14:00p] <D|A|T> talked about her pornorific head game
[Wed.14:00p] <D|A|T> didn't talk about how sex with babymoms hasn't been the same since
[Wed.14:01p] <D|A|T> :-\
[Wed.14:01p] <D|A|T> guess I gotta do the 90% 10%
[Wed.14:01p] <D|A|T> 10% the shit u won't do with your girl or let her do with you
[Wed.14:02p] <abbbs> u can keep that cum swapping freak
[Wed.14:02p] <D|A|T> 85 (10:17:01 PM): would it turn u on to cum on me somewhere or it doesnt really matter
[Wed.14:02p] <abbbs> im good with what i got
[Wed.14:03p] <D|A|T> 85 (10:22:09 PM): i want u to on my titties, on my stomach, on my kitty kat, in my kitty kay on my ass and then down my back
[Wed.14:03p] <abbbs> She gonna kill u
[Wed.14:03p] <abbbs> straight up
[Wed.14:03p] <abbbs> shes giving you everything
[Wed.14:03p] <abbbs> You cant say she aint there for not one with
[Wed.14:03p] <abbbs> One thing
[Wed.14:03p] <method|> is all that shit not regular?
[Wed.14:03p] <abbbs> She not holding back
[Wed.14:03p] <abbbs> meth
[Wed.14:03p] <method|> i woulda been excited if she said come on my eyebrows or something
[Wed.14:03p] <abbbs> She has no restrictins
[Wed.14:03p] <D|A|T> she said the face was off limits
[Wed.14:03p] <abbbs> what does that tell u
[Wed.14:04p] <D|A|T> she wants me to leave a TRAIL down her back though
[Wed.14:04p] <hater> DAT
[Wed.14:04p] <hater> in my kitty <-
[Wed.14:04p] <hater> JUST SAY NO
[Wed.14:04p] <method|> i think dat fallin for this slut case
[Wed.14:04p] <D|A|T> LOL
[Wed.14:05p] <abbbs> i blame hater
[Wed.14:05p] <D|A|T> meth, I'm sorry but that was some top notch pussy that I must go back for seconds on
[Wed.14:05p] <hater> dont blame me
[Wed.14:05p] <hater> i mean
[Wed.14:05p] <hater> ive never had my ass licked
[Wed.14:05p] <D|A|T> I'ma see what the spanish chic hittin on
[Wed.14:05p] <hater> he taking it way pass
[Wed.14:05p] <hater> anything ive done
[Wed.14:05p] <abbbs> Overall i blame u
[Wed.14:05p] <D|A|T> nigga.......I haven't even done anal on a broad
[Wed.14:05p] <method|> so dat you gonna eat the ass when u get back down there?
[Wed.14:05p] <D|A|T> yea meth, I'ma randomly eat the ass, take your random pussy eatin to a whole new level
[Wed.14:06p] <method|> thats not even the same ball game
[Wed.14:06p] <method|> and for the record i would have never ate that broads pussy
[Wed.14:06p] <method|> and i bet you did
[Wed.14:06p] <hater> method get off your high horse
[Wed.14:06p] <method|> that bitch's hoefax has to be off the charts
[Wed.14:06p] <D|A|T> ?
[Wed.14:06p] <hater> you used to tell us


[Wed.14:07p] <hater> bout fiending to eat bitches out

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